Bwahahahah, MEME ALERT

[zenelly]

Stole this from conigliomannaro! Leave a comment with a ship and I'll use it to answer the following questions:

who is the big spoon/little spoon
what is their favorite non-sexual activity
who uses all the hot water in the morning
what they order from take out
what is the most trivial thing they fight over
who does most of the cleaning
what has a season pass in their DVR
who controls the netflix queue
who calls up the super/landlord when the heat’s not working
who steals the blankets
who leaves their stuff around
who remembers to buy the milk
who remembers anniversaries

Thing stolen from hiza_chan: There will probably be at least one domestic-y drabble in lieu of an actual answer for some of these

GO GUYS GO.

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[onemoreparadise.livejournal.com]

Ooooh, I saw this meme going around tumblr as well. You know you have to do Zemyx with this meme, you just know you do...

[zenelly.livejournal.com]

I really, really do.

who is the big spoon/little spoon: Demyx is the big spoon. Not because he's taller or anything like that, but just because Zexion likes to sleep facing the side of the bed towards the wall, and Demyx likes the warmth he gives off while he sleeps.

what is their favorite non-sexual activity:
Pages rustle as Zexion turns them with gentle fingers. The book is familiar in his hands, spine worn and cover soft from multiple rereads. There is a warm weight on his thigh, and Zexion drops one hand down to stroke through Demyx's hair, eyes never leaving his book.

Demyx laughs slightly, pushes up into Zexion's hand, keeps playing his game, sprawled over the majority of the couch with his upper body cushioned on Zexion's curled legs. The light in the room is slowly fading to a deep gold. Zexion runs his fingers through Demyx's hair again, a feeling of bone-deep satisfaction settling in him.

who uses all the hot water in the morning: Zexion. He's fallen asleep in the shower more often than not.
what they order from take out: Once Demyx introduced Zexion to the joys of take-out steak restaurants, they always get something from a steak-to-go place.
what is the most trivial thing they fight over: Scary movies. Demyx loves them, but Zexion can't stand them, so he never gives any of them a chance if they even look remotely scary.
who does most of the cleaning: Zexion. Demyx has a high order of entropy that ends up with him just creating a mess everywhere he goes.
what has a season pass in their DVR: My Little Pony. Demyx adores the show, and Zexion is a closet brony, so while he might put up a bit of a fuss, he doesn't really mean it.
who controls the netflix queue: Demyx. It's full of cartoons and musicals.
who calls up the super/landlord when the heat’s not working: Zexion. He's the only one who has their landlord's number.
who steals the blankets: Zexion does. Demyx just cuddles Zexion, wrapped in blankets or not.
who leaves their stuff around: Demyx. Zexion may leave books around, but they're in neat piles.
who remembers to buy the milk: Demyx. Zexion doesn't drink it much, and Demyx is a serial cereal eater.
who remembers anniversaries: Both, actually. Demyx remembers the big ones, and Zexion remembers the dates of tiny little things that don't really seem to matter much.

[hiza-chan.livejournal.com]

Axel/Saix or Axel/Roxas, up to you!

[theplumtomato.livejournal.com]

Roy/Ed <3

[zenelly.livejournal.com]

FOR YOU, I will do BOTH. Haha!

AkuRoku:

who is the big spoon/little spoon:
A leg hitches up over Roxas' hip. Roxas lets out a sigh as Axel scoots closer, lifts his head up so Axel can slide his arm under Roxas' pillow, opens his hand for Axel's fingers to slip between his. Axel's breath puffs warm against his neck, and Roxas closes his eyes again. He squeezes Axel's hand before settling back against the warm body behind his, pulling him closer and going back to sleep.

what is their favorite non-sexual activity: Going for a walk. Axel talks better on his feet, and Roxas likes listening to him.
who uses all the hot water in the morning: Both of them. Axel's one for grabbing Roxas in the shower and next thing you know, they're panting in the afterglow and the water's gotten cold again.
what they order from take out: Pizza. Fuck everything more complicated than that.
what is the most trivial thing they fight over: Axel's habit of eating everywhere in the house. Roxas hates all the crumbs, damn it.
who does most of the cleaning: Axel cleans the kitchen and bathroom, Roxas does the rest of it.
what has a season pass in their DVR: Hm. I'd have to say... Okay, there's a show called "Penn and Teller: Bullshit". They'd love that show, the little cynics.
who controls the netflix queue: Both of them. They watch different shows that both show up on there.
who calls up the super/landlord when the heat’s not working: Roxas, because Axel will probably say he'll do it, but he keeps forgetting to.
who steals the blankets: Roxas, definitely.
who leaves their stuff around: Both of them. They both drop everything at the door when they walk in and pick it up later.
who remembers to buy the milk: Roxas. Axel doesn't remember it until he needs it for something.
who remembers anniversaries: Roxas remembers them, but Axel celebrates them. He's a go-big-or-go-home person.

Axel/Saix:

is the big spoon/little spoon: There is no spoon. There is Saix laying on his back or side facing Axel and Axel trying to worm his way as close as possible.
what is their favorite non-sexual activity: Arguing. Saix and Axel have different ways of looking at things, and they enjoy sniping back and forth about it.
who uses all the hot water in the morning: Axel. Saix is trying to break him of the habit of singing while he's in there too.
what they order from take out: Chinese. Axel thinks that the chopsticks give his arguments extra emphasis. Saix just tells him that he's being rude again.
what is the most trivial thing they fight over: Everything. They love each other, and they get along, but they enjoy their fights.
who does most of the cleaning: Saix. His place has to be ORDERLY, DAMN IT.
what has a season pass in their DVR: Supernanny and Supernatural. Saix likes to be prepared to handle Axel at ALL TIMES, and sometimes that requires treating him like a kid.
who controls the netflix queue: Axel, because he likes watching cartoons that aren't on TV anymore.
who calls up the super/landlord when the heat’s not working: Saix. He's on the ball about these sorts of things.
who steals the blankets: There is no theft if the blankets were mostly on Saix's side at the beginning of the night and Axel kicked the rest of them over later, and Saix is sticking to that story.
who leaves their stuff around:
"Really, Axel?"

Axel winces and looks up at Saix, mentally preparing himself. As expected, Saix is holding up a massive pile of dirty clothes and ... various other things (looking at them right now, Axel still doesn't know what this all is), tapping his foot and breathing deeply, a sure sign that Saix was pissed. "Yeah, Saix?"

"You can't. Even keep. THIS MUCH CLEANED UP?"

Leaping off the couch, Axel grabs the pile of stuff and runs to put it all away, hearing Saix's irritated sigh behind him as he does.

Maybe one of these times, he'll actually be able to remember to pick up his stuff...

who remembers to buy the milk: Saix. Remember, he's on top of these things.
who remembers anniversaries Saix and Axel both do, but they both do in a "Oh hey, how about that" sort of way.

[zenelly.livejournal.com]

BB, it's like you know me. <3


who is the big spoon/little spoon: Oh god, Ed hates it, but Roy's the big spoon. The colonel is just too used to holding women in his arms, and Ed (secretly) enjoys it because he doesn't have to take care of himself for once. Once the actual sleeping starts, though, Ed sprawls and Roy is forced to a small section of the bed.
what is their favorite non-sexual activity:
"Just because it's always been done that way-"

"-No reason to throw out a perfectly good design, Ed!"

"It's not a good design! It's BULLSHIT! Look at this! The energy flow over here is completely wrong. If you just do this instead-"

"...huh, that does... how about moving this-"

"Yeah, yeah, and change this to that over here..."

Al pokes his head into the office, smiles to himself when he sees Ed and Roy leaning over a desk together, heads close, sketching arrays with quick strokes, and leaves the room quietly, going to start cooking food. They won't notice that he's there for a long while.
who uses all the hot water in the morning: Ed. Roy takes showers at night, and the hot water feels so good on the automail.
what they order from take out: Whatever food they remember to get.
what is the most trivial thing they fight over: Al's habit of trying to keep cats. Roy thinks that Ed should just let him already.
who does most of the cleaning: Either Al or Roy. Ed just doesn't give a fuck about cleaning when there's RESEARCH to do.
what has a season pass in their DVR: Mythbusters.
who controls the netflix queue: Roy. Ed can't be fucked to pull himself out of the books typically.
who calls up the super/landlord when the heat’s not working Fuck that, man, Ed's fixing it himself, or calling Winry to help him.
who steals the blankets: Ed does. Roy's bigger, he can suck it up.
who leaves their stuff around: Ed leaves everything, Roy just makes a mess in the kitchen.
who remembers to buy the milk: Roy, because he likes mocking Ed with it.
who remembers anniversaries: Ed. He's all about the anniversaries, man. *sadfaces*

[theplumtomato.livejournal.com]

Asdfghjkl yayyyyy!!! Oh, bb, I do know you. Those sounds in the middle of the night? Me creeping around your house. <3<3<3

Lololololol sketching the arrays, Ed you're so clever <3

[onemoreparadise.livejournal.com]

Demyx's netflix queue <3

[zenelly.livejournal.com]

It resembles my own quite heavily.

[zenelly.livejournal.com]

BB, CREEP ALL YOU WANT.