Bwahahahah, MEME ALERT

[zenelly]

Stole this from conigliomannaro! Leave a comment with a ship and I'll use it to answer the following questions:

who is the big spoon/little spoon
what is their favorite non-sexual activity
who uses all the hot water in the morning
what they order from take out
what is the most trivial thing they fight over
who does most of the cleaning
what has a season pass in their DVR
who controls the netflix queue
who calls up the super/landlord when the heat’s not working
who steals the blankets
who leaves their stuff around
who remembers to buy the milk
who remembers anniversaries

Thing stolen from hiza_chan: There will probably be at least one domestic-y drabble in lieu of an actual answer for some of these

GO GUYS GO.

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[zenelly.livejournal.com]

BB, it's like you know me. <3


who is the big spoon/little spoon: Oh god, Ed hates it, but Roy's the big spoon. The colonel is just too used to holding women in his arms, and Ed (secretly) enjoys it because he doesn't have to take care of himself for once. Once the actual sleeping starts, though, Ed sprawls and Roy is forced to a small section of the bed.
what is their favorite non-sexual activity:
"Just because it's always been done that way-"

"-No reason to throw out a perfectly good design, Ed!"

"It's not a good design! It's BULLSHIT! Look at this! The energy flow over here is completely wrong. If you just do this instead-"

"...huh, that does... how about moving this-"

"Yeah, yeah, and change this to that over here..."

Al pokes his head into the office, smiles to himself when he sees Ed and Roy leaning over a desk together, heads close, sketching arrays with quick strokes, and leaves the room quietly, going to start cooking food. They won't notice that he's there for a long while.
who uses all the hot water in the morning: Ed. Roy takes showers at night, and the hot water feels so good on the automail.
what they order from take out: Whatever food they remember to get.
what is the most trivial thing they fight over: Al's habit of trying to keep cats. Roy thinks that Ed should just let him already.
who does most of the cleaning: Either Al or Roy. Ed just doesn't give a fuck about cleaning when there's RESEARCH to do.
what has a season pass in their DVR: Mythbusters.
who controls the netflix queue: Roy. Ed can't be fucked to pull himself out of the books typically.
who calls up the super/landlord when the heat’s not working Fuck that, man, Ed's fixing it himself, or calling Winry to help him.
who steals the blankets: Ed does. Roy's bigger, he can suck it up.
who leaves their stuff around: Ed leaves everything, Roy just makes a mess in the kitchen.
who remembers to buy the milk: Roy, because he likes mocking Ed with it.
who remembers anniversaries: Ed. He's all about the anniversaries, man. *sadfaces*

[theplumtomato.livejournal.com]

Asdfghjkl yayyyyy!!! Oh, bb, I do know you. Those sounds in the middle of the night? Me creeping around your house. <3<3<3

Lololololol sketching the arrays, Ed you're so clever <3

[zenelly.livejournal.com]

BB, CREEP ALL YOU WANT.